What if they had Friendster,Facebook, Tweeter, etc ages ago?

I’m probably one of the ten people in the world who has neither a facebook nor friendster account – during college when people who ask for my friendster account and I reply that I don’t have one, they get this incredulous look on their faces along with the follow-up question ‘why’. I used to reply that I’m too much of a snob to bother with friendster; then the much simpler I don’t want one. The reason I haven’t any of these is two is that they don’t really appeal much to me. Call me old-fashioned, but I’m great with good ol’e-mail and YM. But I did wonder if friendster or facebook or tweeter had been here ages ago, would certain people make use of them and how? Well, came across a hilarious one: